With the exams round the corner ( or going on), my niece who is in 7^th standard had this to tell (probably this must be doing the rounds everywhere):

Examination: Filmi Ishtyle

Exams:                                           Agni Pariksha

Examination Hall:                           Kurukshetra

Night before exams:                      Kuch Kuch Kota Hai

Examination day (Morning):            Bhagam Bhag

On receipt of question paper:         Paheli

On receipt of answer paper:           Kora Kagaz

Invigilator :                                     Bandit queen

Cheating:                                         Choti Si Baat

Results:                                         Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum

Passing:                                         Lakshya

Failing:                                         Kayamath

And finally

Vacation:                                     Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna